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The “Tinge” vibrating razor (artist’s rendering)

Daily Candy is an e-mail service that sends sassy, glowing, and thoroughly useless advertorials to your inbox each morning. For reasons even I cannot comprehend, I subscribe to this service, only to methodically delete each morning e-mail without reading it.

Some Daily Candy subscribers who are more dedicated than I brought this recent ad to my attention: It’s for “Tinge, the first (and, we’re pretty sure, only) razor-slash-vibrator!”

The product is so ridiculous that it manages to stretch the bullshit capabilities of even the Daily Candy team:

Have you ever been in the shower, shaving your legs, when you started to get turned on? Didn’t you wish that trusty razor of yours could satisfy more sensual needs?

Now it can with the Tinge, the first (and, we’re pretty sure, only) razor-slash-vibrator! Yes. Really.

The Tinge may look like an ordinary shaver, but just throw on the cap and voila—party time! Finally, you can remove unwanted stubble and get off with a single device.

But wait, there’s more: The Tinge has a whopping 32 different speed/mode combinations for your pleasure, and it’s water resistant, so you can get freaky in the bathtub.

At first, I assumed this was some bizarre April Fools prank. But no: The Tinge is real, and its creators really do want you to shove a razor up your vagina. Daily Candy,