Welcome to the Anti-Gay Auditions! Watch audition number three again, for laughs.

Observe and Report’s Date Rape Apologism: If Seth Rogen date-rapes you in the forest, and nobody hears you puke, is he still a douchebag?

Why Sex Positivity is Bad for Feminism: Or great, whatever, I don’t even have an opinion on this anymore.

Menace to Sorority: A transgender threat that rivals the gathering gay storm.

“AIDS the Gay Plague” Photo Corner: Anonymous Photoshopped homophobia.