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The cover of Washingtonian‘s “26 Reasons to Love Living Here” edition features a shirtless Barack Obama as “Reason #2: Our New Neighbor Is Hot.” Wow, #1 must be at least barely endurable to beat out file photos of Barack Obama’s muscles. Really makes you wonder what the other 25 Reasons to Tolerate This Place And Also Pick Up This Magazine could be? Only subscribers know for sure.