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From Conrad Davis on Perez Hilton Nabs Miss California on Gay Marriage:

She’s not a dumb bitch because she’s a bigot. She’s a dumb bitch because her only reason to support her bigotry was that she was raised in the United States. SO WAS EVERYBODY IN THE COMPETITION YOU DUMB BITCH.

I understand how a smaller state like North Dakota might have to make a compromise between hotness/intelligence/willingness and ignore the middle category. California has plenty of women that meet all three criteria at once. How did we end up with this loon?