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To which I might reply, were this conversation real: “That is just not true! An impressive 44,891 Twitterers follow Rove. He only follows 42,473. Plus, Meghan McCain doesn’t even follow Karl Rove, though he follows her, making my margin of victory that much more impressive!”
“Yes!” I would continue. “I am among the 94.6 percent worthy of basking in the Glory of Rove’s decidedly creepy user photo (above)! I have so much to