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Last week on the Sexist:

1. An Open Letter to CVS “Sensitive Lady Products” Salespeople, in which small-talk is bad, but acknowledging I am a human being is good.

2.Breast Practices: Insider Tips From D.C.’s Greatest Erotic Photo Hunter, in which, boobs.

3. The Tenderoni Theory of Marriage, in which Chromeo, Michael Jackson, and Bobby Brown tell it like it isn’t.

4. Inside Big Penis Dating Site “Seven or Better”, in which there is too much information.

5. Welcome to the Anti-Gay Auditions, in which homophobia goes Hollywood.