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Gunaxin took its “Hot For Teacher” boner one step too far this week by listing its picks for the 25 Hottest Sex Offenders. The 25 Hottest LADY sex offenders, that is! As we all know, people who have sex with children are fucking disgusting perverts, unless we can just assume that the child “wanted it.”

Gunaxin’s “Andy” pays tribute to these non-consensual-sexers that he would consent to having sex with by posting their photos, listing the age difference between the women and the students they raped, and detailing how they had to “pay” for their crime—-seven years in prison, three years of house arrest, etc.

Let’s take a look at the sort of fire Gunaxin is playing with here. We’ve got:

a. HOT GIRLS(i.e., Hot Sex Offender #1 Pamela Rogers)

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b. RAPE APOLOGISM (i.e., It’s OK That Those Boys Couldn’t Legally Consent to Fucking These Hot Girls Because We All Know They Really Wanted It and If They Didn’t Want It They’re Failures As Boys)

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c. PUBLIC SHAMING (i.e., Even Though It’s OK That Those Boys Couldn’t Legally Consent to Fucking These Hot Girls Because We All Know They Really Wanted It and If They Didn’t Want It They’re Failures As Boys We Still Take Perverse Pleasure In The Fact That These Hot Girls Are Being Punished For Being Very Very Very Bad Which Is Also Hot!)

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Hours of YouTube videos uploaded female sex offenders sobbing, covering their faces, and apologizing as they are arraigned, convicted, and sentenced. Something tells me that Gunaxin isn’t the first teacher rape enthusiast to tap the pornographic potential of the punishment as well as the crime.