Credit: Doug Boehm

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Last week on the Sexist:

1. Screw U.: Inside the Secret Sex Life of Catholic University, in which people get very angry when you acknowledge that people have sex (above).

2. Inside Big Penis Dating Site “Seven or Better” in which people are perhaps too explicit about how they like to do it.

3. An Open Letter to CVS Sensitive Lady Products Salespeople, in which products related to the female body are kept under lock, key, and condescension.

4. Breast Practices: Insider Tips from D.C.’s Greatest Erotic Photo Hunter, in which, boobs.

5. Pro-Gay Beauty Pageant Still a Fucking Beauty Pageant, in which I am forced to defend America’s new homophobic darling.

Illustration by Doug Boehm.