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Father Albert Cutie, the Catholic priest caught embracing a bikini-clad woman whom he loves, looks like he would be a very good husband, except for one thing: he is secretly not a male virgin married to God, which everyone knows is the only class of human qualified to give advice to married people.

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Cutie (am I right ladies) recorded the above video for Beliefnet, which has recently appended the advice with this note: “Editor’s Note: Father Albert Cutie recorded this video for Beliefnet several years ago. Recently, he was placed on leave after photographs of the priest with a woman on a beach were published in a magazine.”