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Me neither.

Those that do have “the act of sexual intercourse often containing quick, powerful thrust from the male” on their minds can over to PoundTown.com. There, the “bus to PoundTown” is preparing to depart to what it promises will be a “fresh scene.” PoundTown.com describes itself as “D.C.’s most exclusive real-world community.” Because nothing says exclusive like a nickname for fucking popularized by another “exclusive real-world community.” Also: buses.

I have a message out to master@poundtown.com asking when to expect the “all aboard.”

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