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I’m debuting a new feature on The Sexist today—-the  Misogynist of the Week. Who truly hates women and who’s merely phoning it in? Let’s take a spin on the Internet misogyny whirl-a-gig and crown ourselves a winner!

CANDIDATE: Roissy in D.C., “Keys to a Healthy Relationship“—-manages to make “whey protein” even fucking lamer than it already is!

After you’ve shot your whey protein-boosted load across her chest, admire your handiwork for a bit, get up, grab a towel, and throw it in her face while saying ‘You’d better clean yourself off, babe.’ This is catnip to chicks. I don’t know why. Just run with it.

CANDIDATE: Tucker Max: The Celebrity Tipping Point“—-manages to offend both women and the disabled!

“shit man, I’ve fucked a midget, and amputee and a set of twins, raise your hand if you’ve ever done that!”

CANDIDATE: Linda Hirshman, “How Jezebel Hurts Feminism“—-manages to incoherently label real, live rape victims as “symptoms,” and also accuse these symptoms of being incoherent—-incoherent symptoms of weakness, these women are.

Women can pretend they’re female chauvinist pigs, but it’s still women who are more sexually vulnerable to stronger men, due to the possibilities of physical abuse and pregnancy. These Jezebel writers are a symptom of the weaknesses in the model of perfect egalitarian sexual freedom; in fact, it’s the supposed concern with feminism that makes the site so problematic. How can Tracie, who posted this picture, criticize the men who go to Hooters? How can writers who justify not reporting rape criticize the military for not controlling…rape? It’s incoherent.

Do I have to choose? The winner, after the jump.

WINNER: Let’s give it to Roissy. He’s a local, and he offers this irresistible bonus misogyny at the end of his post: “Cum in her mouth and hold it closed until she swallows it. Also known as: Pair bonding.” Yes, but how can you cum in her mouth and throw a towel at her face at the same time?

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