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Last week in the Sexist, Catholics had sex, women raped boys, vaginas smelled, Keith Olbermann was a douche, and the Washington Post inspired a fun new game.

1. Screw U.: Inside the Secret Sex Life of Catholic University, where former God squadders go to comment.

2. It’s Not Rape If the Sex Offender is Hot, and your teacher, and a woman.

3. Vintage Lysol Douching Advertisement Corner, because sometimes turn-of-the-century hygiene is the only thing that can save your marriage.

4. Pro-Gay Beauty Pageant Still a Fucking Beauty Pageant . . . still.

5. Washington Post Launches its “Sports Page for Women”, in which we play a game!

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