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On The Five Most Inappropriate CockBib Phrases, Lisa B and Janet get me good. Real good.

Lisa B says:

I saw the site and I think that it is pretty funny! I looks like they are selling it as novelty gifts. I would buy 1 lol!

Janet says:

This site is great, LOL! I want one for my husband…

Amanda Hess (after realizing that Lisa B and Janet are coming from the same IP address):

“Janet” and “Lisa B,” I know you’re the same person. Don’t you have offensive CockBib messages to brainstorm? Get back to work!

Amanda Hess Says:

I love CockBibs now that I have seen the site! Sorry Janet and Lisa… I was a Jerk!