“Banana,” slang for “Penis”? What uncrackable code will the kids think up next?
Via Pukeimmediately: MyFoxAtlanta has published a valuable cheat-sheat for parents wondering what all the acronyms in their child’s texts really mean. Is your tween a Fond of Leather (“FOL”) Marijuana-smoking (“420”) Nude Club-attending (“1174”) Penis (“Banana”))? Are you reading your kid’s texts right over her shoulder (“POS”) as we speak?
Just don’t let your kids know you know, or they’ll change the code! What crazy new abbreviation for “I Am Easy, Are You?” (“IMEZRU”) will they think up next?
The full list of “Text Acronyms Parents Should Know” is after the jump (number 15 mysteriously not present—-possibly just too real).
| 1 | 8 | Oral sex |
| 2 | 1337 | Elite |
| 3 | 143 | I love you |
| 4 | 182 | I hate you |
| 5 | 459 | I love you |
| 6 | 1174 | Nude club |
| 7 | 420 | Marijuana |
| 8 | ADR | Address |
| 9 | ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| 10 | Banana | Penis |
| 11 | CD9 or Code 9 | Parents are around |
| 12 | DUM | Do You Masturbate? |
| 13 | DUSL | Do You Scream Loud? |
| 14 | FB | F*** Buddy |
| 15 | ||
| 16 | FMLTWIA | F*** Me Like The Whore I Am |
| 17 | FOL | Fond of Leather |
| 18 | GNOC | Get Naked On Cam |
| 19 | GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| 20 | IAYM | I Am Your Master |
| 21 | IF/IB | In the Front or In the Back |
| 22 | IIT | Is It Tight? |
| 23 | ILF/MD | I Love Female/Male Dominance |
| 24 | IMEZRU | I Am Easy, Are You? |
| 25 | IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| 26 | J/O | Jerking Off |
| 27 | KFY or K4Y | Kiss For You |
| 28 | Kitty | Vagina |
| 29 | KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| 30 | MorF | Male or Female |
| 31 | LMIRL | Let’s Meet In Real Life |
| 32 | MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| 33 | WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| 34 | MOS | Mom Over Shoulder |
| 35 | MPFB | My Personal F*** Buddy |
| 36 | NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| 37 | NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| 38 | NMU | Not Much, You? |
| 39 | P911 | Parent Alert |
| 40 | PAL | Parents Are Listening |
| 41 | PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| 42 | PIR | Parent In Room |
| 43 | POS | Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh** |
| 44 | PRON | Porn |
| 45 | Q2C | Quick To Cum |
| 46 | RU/18 | Are You Over 18? |
| 47 | RUH | Are You Horny? |
| 48 | S2R | Send To Receive |
| 49 | SorG | Straight or Gay |
| 50 | TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
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