We know D.C. Get our free newsletter to stay in the know.

Can’t get enough of the CockBib (pictured), folks. On The Inventor of the CockBib Speaks Out, Cronin writes:

“Based on my research, most people will buy these because they are funny, not because they are unsatified with a bowjob.”

Research? You mean to say you have a demographic breakdown somewhere that gives you clear numbers on what prompts people to buy baby clothes for their genitals? For the sake of social science, please publish that pie chart somewhere.

Perhaps he can publish it . . . on a CockBib?