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FishbowlDC obtained a memo from the Washington Post‘s Marcus Brauchli to the newsroom about the paper’s “newsroom revamp.” In the memo, WaPo says the move will “involve some tricky logistics and no doubt inconvenience some people.” Shucks. Fishbowl’s Matthew then compares the remodelling of a building to the Holocaust:

My favorite line: “In the meantime, you may want to start packing up or winnowing files so you’re ready to go with a few weeks’ notice.” Very ‘Diary of Anne Frank’….

FishbowlDC has been living on the edge lately, but Anne Frank jokes?