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Date Rape Anthem: Vakill’s “Worst Fears Confirmed”

Relevant Lyrics:

It’s alright to show the late greats love But some of y’all are riding dicks and don’t know it like a date-rape drug Catch me with your little niece on the couch Kick her out the house with no blouse, Capris on slouch I ain’t fuck I just poked at her throat like a Capri sun pouch Point blank I’m a fucking problem capech I’m out And there it is

Why It’s So Rapey: Well, this is interesting. Vakill, born Donald Mason, is “known for his literate, witty, punch line-filled lyricism.” As far as date-rape jokes go, Vakill’s isn’t terribly offensive: He encourages listeners to rethink their idols by comparing blind hip-hop worship to being drugged and raped.

But this is a song called “Worst Fears Confirmed,” and Vakill isn’t going to let us off that easy. Vakill waits until after the date-rape joke to roll out the offensive rapiness. He goes on to outline a scenario where he puts his penis down the throat of a topless “little niece,” an action he compares to a straw poking “at her throat like a Capri sun pouch.” Recall that a straw must actually tear all the way through the skin of a Capri sun pouch in order to suck out the delicious liquid! Which is not a model of oral sex I can support for anyone, much less a sex partner as creepily described as the “your little niece” we have here.

Well, all fears confirmed now! I’d say Vakill’s work here is done.