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What’s the best way to cover a story about a 23-year-old woman driven to bulimia—-and nearly suicide—-by the superficial pressures of a reality TV show?

. . . Put her on the cover of your tabloid magazine wearing nothing but a string bikini.

Bonus: Pair the story online with a slideshow of stars who have lost amazing amounts of weight. You know, for inspiration.