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The Huffington Post entertainment page has been conspicuously absent of female nipples lately. I think we’ve finally found the kryptonite to HuffPo‘s entertainment page sexism: The biggest, weirdest star in the world suddenly dropping dead.
Pictured: Not Megan Fox’s boobs
Pictured: Not Megan Fox’s thigh
Pictured: Not Megan Fox’s ass
Pictured: Not Lindsay Lohan’s nipple
Pictured: Not Lindsay Lohan‘s side-boob
Pictured: Not an interactive slideshow comparing Megan Fox‘s side-boob to Lindsay Lohan‘s nipples
In fact, the closest we come to lady-flesh on HuffPo today is this:
Pictured: Just a bare upper back.
Oh, when will the world stop mourning!