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The National Organization for Marriage (NOM) announced the grand opening of its Washington, D.C. office this week, bringing the organization’s fight against gay marriage into the nation’s capital.

Well, close to the nation’s capital, anyway: NOM’s Twitter feed suggests that the office is actually located in nearby Hyattsville, Md.:

Which brings the fight against gay marriage within a 20 minute drive of the Capitol Building (up to 25 minutes in traffic):

On the bright side, NOM can drop off some fight-against-gay-marriage in Greater Landover and Cheverly on its morning commute!