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Behold, the most click-able selections of the past week’s Sexist:

1. Library Conference Twitter Proves Librarians Sexy, Stern, in which the “sexy librarian” fetish fares best in an anonymous, disembodied Twitter feed.

2. Sexy Secrets from Librarians: The Lost Tweets, in which there’s more of the same.

3. Why Young Readers Don’t Like Romance Novel Rapists, in which rapey entries in the genre ain’t “timeless,” and that’s a good thing!

4.This Week in Sexist History: Too Fat! Too Thin! Edition, in which the New York Times really, truly published this The Dangers Of Fashion To The Institution of Marriage story.

5. The Dog Ate My Domestic Violence Shelter, in which my neighbors come up with increasingly absurd excuses for opposing shelters for women.

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