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This Spanish PSA, which warns of the dangers of  “sexting,” follows a similar trajectory to domestic anti-sexting initiatives: There’s the ill-advised nudity, the mass tween sext, and the shame, oh, the shame. One difference: The Spanish version drops a lot of nipple.

The televised spot follows a sexy Spanish cartoon heroine, who takes a bare-breasted cell phone pic on a whim—-complete with exposed cartoon nipples (ding ding ding!)—-only to find her cartoon titis land on—-where else?—-TopTitis.com. As a result, all her tween amigos turn to leprechauns and her familia is paralyzed forever.

While this situation ends up being pretty tragic for our señorita, the overt sexiness of this illustrated sext—-cartoon nipple!—-may only encourage enterprising young sexters. One danger concerned padres won’t have to worry about: In the real world, TopTities.com appears to be—-research purposes!—-little more than a spam porn site.