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The Washington Improv Theater‘s most recent newsletter—-entitled “Barebreasted Women Swordfighting and Kids Programming at Source”—-offers up some great naked swordplay this week, for the kids. Somebody isn’t thinking of The Children:

I’m pretty sure these two items are simply unfortunately juxtaposed, and entirely unrelated. Meanwhile, “Barebreasted Women Swordfighting and Kids” is still available for someone’s  inevitable childhood trauma memoir.