What says summer like boozy, blacked-out, ambiguously consensual fucking? Boozy, blacked-out, ambiguously consensual fucking that clocks in at 28 minutes and three seconds!
Burning Star Core was so inspired by everyone’s favorite date-rape jam, Jamie Foxx‘s “Blame It (On the Alcohol), that they’ve compiled the song’s many remixes into one epic 30-minute alcohol-soaked sex anthem. Download it here.
The song trades in so many booze and sex references, it’s sometimes difficult to know what category of fluid these MCs are busy name-checking. But who caaaaaares: the important thing is that we all drink more until strangers are willing to hook up with us.
And so, after the jump: the ill-advised Blame it (On the Alcohol) Ultimate Remix drinking game:
Cover your beer with a napkin when you hear any of the following Alcohol references:
* drunk * drank * Goose * bottle * knocked out * gin and tonic * shots * fluid * designated driver * vomit
Avoid eye contact with the closest creep when you hear any of the following Sex references:
* pocket rocket * fucking * ass * bikini * wet * fluid * bone * pimp * Barack * Beyonce
* Disclaimer: Nobody ever play this game.
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