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Newspaper stories from the good old days say the darndest things. So every week on the Sexist, let’s take a ride on journalism’s way-back machine, to a time when beach-bound girls were sexy, confident, and refreshingly childlike!
This Week In Sexist History:
Good ‘Ol Day: July 22, 1893
Dateline: Long Branch, N.J.
Subject: The summer of 1893 is nearly ruined for this sad sack New Jersey scene reporter—-until the sexiest underage bather this side of puberty catches his roving eye!
What’s lifting these male vacationers from the depths of their pathetic existences? If you’ve been studying your Sexist History, you’d know that the answer probably starts with Pretty and ends with Girls:
Oh, it makes no difference what shape you are in the freewheeling social scene of the Jersey surf! Unless, of course, you’re “pretty girl” shaped, in which case your body will likely be obsessively detailed in the pages of the New York Times. Proceed:
Euugh! How old is the young lady in the red swimsuit, anyway? One the one hand, it’s great that this girl is still in her spluttering-around-in-the-water bathing suit phase, and not yet in her crippled-by-body-issues bathing suit phase. On the other hand, I’m willing to bet the girl’s sexy childhood innocence was shattered riiiiiight arrroooound July 23, 1893—-the day this Skeevy Turn-Of-The-Century Reporter’s ruminations on her sexy childhood innocence was printed in the pages of the New York Times.
How can Skeevy Turn-of-the-CenturyReporter possibly redeem himself from the true skeeviness of ogling bathing children? By turning next to an even sleazier specimen: The Skeevy Turn-Of-The-Century Sketch Artist.
Done and done.