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According to the States of Pleasure survey released this month by Trojan, as in the condom, Houston residents have the most sex of anyone in the nation’s 10 largest metropolitan areas: 101 romps per year. Atlanta is second, at 88 (as reported here by a fellow Creative Loafing-owned alt-weekly). But you, District of Columbia, rank third, coming in at 86.

That – sex once every 4.244186 days – is the good news.

The bad news is that D.C. sex is less good than in six other cities: The rate of sexual satisfaction among District dwellers is 65 percent, putting it seventh in the rankings.

Sexual frequency by city, per year:

  1. Houston  101
  2. Atlanta  88
  3. Washington D.C.  86
  4. Los Angeles  82
  5. New York  80
  6. Boston  79
  7. Chicago  73
  8. Dallas/Ft. Worth  73
  9. Philadelphia  73
  10. San Francisco  60

Rates of sexual satisfaction by city:

  1. Atlanta  73 percent
  2. New York  71
  3. Houston  70
  4. Dallas/Ft. Worth  67
  5. Chicago  66
  6. Los Angeles  66
  7. Washington DC  65
  8. Philadelphia  64
  9. San Francisco  63
  10. Boston  60