We thought it couldn’t be done.  We were wrong: Sex and housing—-my normal beat—- can be combined!

The enmeshing comes courtesy of Kate Gosselin, one part of “Jon & Kate, Plus Eight.” According to the New York Post, she has purchased a condo in Rockville, near her bodyguard—”the same (married) bodyguard who she is rumored to have had an affair with.”

Here’s more:

Meanwhile, People.com reports that separated hubby Jon Gosselin has already moved in to his new bachelor pad, a two-bedroom apartment in the Alexandria, a luxury building, on the Upper West Side.

The eight Gosselin children will continue to live in their Pennsylvania family home, with their parents taking turns to look after them.

“Jon & Kate Plus 8” returns with new episodes on Aug. 3 on TLC.