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USASexGuide.info, the online sex guide that brought us the most absurd sexual euphemism I have ever heard (just look up “CCL”), is very strict about the flavor of sexual exploits aired in its forums. From the rules:

No Discussion about Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males: Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males. This website is about sex between men who were always men and women who were always women. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately.

Remember folks: When you’re waxing poetic on “sex between men who were always men and women who were always women,” please refrain from so much as referring to a homosexual! Because when a bunch of anonymous men-who-were-always-men get together to coin their 500th euphemism for anal rimming, the last thing they want to read about is anything gay.