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Hey y’all: Mondays and Tuesdays are production days/nights for WCP, which means I’m loaded down with crazy shit.

Wednesday (tomorrow!)-Friday will feature more sex than you can handle (including an interview with my grandmother about getting it on in the nursing home).

In other words, if you leave now, you’ll miss dessert. And it’s blueberry pie a la mode. And I’ll spoon-feed it to you if you promise not to leave me.

See you tomorrow!