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Shakira‘s latest single. “She Wolf,” is about a woman who is sick of being hopelessly devoted to her man, so she decides to go out and fuck other dudes—-werewolf style.Lyrics largely concern the sexual properties of the moon and stuff, but my favorite line is this: “I’m starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office. / So I’m gonna go somewhere cozy to get me a lover, and tell you all about it.” Makes sense. The video, above, features Shakira hangin from her feet in a cage in a nude bodysuit, Shakira dancing in a sparkly intestinal tube hidden behind her closet (complete with wind machine),and Shakira howling. It’s”Thriller” meets “Single Ladies” meets “Magic Schoolbus.” Shakira Shakira.