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Local prostitutes’ hygiene habits are too gross for television.

1. Semen Facials Are Like Weddings. Less expensive, though!

2. FOX 5: Prostitutes “Too Gross To Describe,” Speak To. If these sex workers are “littered” across the sidewalk, why couldn’t you get a quote?

3. Stealth Anal Sex Anthem: Usher’s “Trading Places”. Find out what Usher thinks “men” and “women” do. It involves household chores and sexual positions!

4. Metal Guitarist Wears Women’s Shorts, Hell Breaks Loose. Some would kill to wear a Banana Republic size 8. Homophobic metal kids are not among them.

5.“Ex-Gays” Protected Under D.C. Human Rights Act, Judge Rules. D.C. Superior Court finds that former gays are protected alongside current gays. But who shall protect the future gays?