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In case you aren’t convinced that Megan Fox‘s professional hot girl perspective is worthwhile for discussion, consider this: In 2004, Fox was forced to sexily wash a window, sexily paint her toenails, sexily wear sunscreen, sexily annoy Charlie Sheen, and sexily cause male children to run into sliding glass doors in  the first season of Two and a Half Men. It may not make you care about what Fox has to say about life as a professional sex object, but her words are certainly more interesting than the lines she’s given in this episode, mainly: “Can you put some of this on my back?”