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Heading to Town this weekend? Want to see all the drag queens and “hottie gogo boys” for free? According to a Town e-mail, simply arrive at the box office window at 2009 8th Street NW between 9 and 11 p.m. and provide the following password:
“Have you ever gotten cum in your eye? It burns, it burns.”
The password must be whispered.