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Greetings, Sexist readers! Want to talk about rape some more? Looking to receive compensation for the ludicrous, insipid copy you wasted your time reading? Are you ex-gay? Then head on down to this year’s Crafty Bastards fair, where I am obligated to sit at the Washington City Paper booth tomorrow between the hours of 1:30 and 2:15. I will be accepting story ideas, reasoned arguments, and non-edible gifts, but no screenplays. Details are after the jump.

The Crafty Bastards Arts & Crafts Fair will be held Saturday, Oct. 3rd from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., rain or shine. The fair is located in Adams Morgan, on the grounds of the Marie Reed Learning Center at 18th & Wyoming Streets NW. There, you can find one-of-a-kind crafts, megaloons, food, music, something for your mom, and for a limited time only, me. Learn more here.