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Last week on the Sexist, Polaski defenders depressed us, frat boys surprised us, ex-gays confused us, and the Catholic University of America banned us:

1. Common Roman Polanski Defenses, Refuted, in which just because he doesn’t look like a duck, swim like a duck, or quack like a duck, doesn’t mean he’s not a rapist.

2. Frat Boys at GW Rush to Undo Homophobic Stereotypes, in which Maryland blue crabs are served, but not emphasized.

3. Ex-Gay Group Calls Hate Crime Laws “Anti-Ex-Gay”, in which the ex-gay logical universe continues to consume me!

4. You’re Drunk. It’s Inside You. It Kind of Hurts. Is It Rape? in which a guy named “Buster Darkhole” says you’re probably just overreacting.

5. Catholic University Bans Sex on Campus, Newspapers Discussing Sex on Campus, in which sex does not sell free newspapers!

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