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Still looking for that sexy Halloween costume? If you’ve been dreaming of dressing as former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, except naked and horny for other high-profile female politicians, you are so in luck!

Hustler has produced a promotional cardboard mask in the likeness of Lisa Ann, the adult film star who portrayed everyone’s favorite VILF in the Hustler-produced picture “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” (featuring porny Hilary Clinton and porny Condoleezza Rice) and its spell-checked follow-up, “You’re Nailin’ Palin: Interactive!” (co-starring porny Carrie Prejean).

Ladies, I’d really love to tell you to strap on Hustler’s “Parody Mask of Lisa Ann” this Halloween. But according to the instructions on the back, the mask is actually produced for men to slap on to you. Presumably in the boudoir. It reads:


  • Wife
  • Girlfriend
  • Mistress
  • Significant Other

Doesn’t every man deserve to pretend to fuck a dead-eyed porn star who is pretending to be an absurd Republican politician? Just shut up and take the mask, Mistress.