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Sometimes, Craigslist Missed Connections have the power to renew your faith in love-at-first sight. Other times, they will destroy your faith in humanity. This is one of those times.
I don’t know what possibly could have happened this week to inspire some of the saddest missed connections that I have ever seen, but it’s not my place to speculate—-Internet stalking works in mysterious ways.
First up: can two “sell outs” make it work?
BRUCE CONCERT AT VERIZON (Verizon Center)
You: Older Gentleman Jeans and Jacket in Section 429 at Springsteen concert Monday.
Me: 5 feet aisle seat. Dark skin brown hair Jeans, black T-shirt. I danced and sang along all night at show.
I questioned if show would be a sell out. You suggested it was a sell out. Sensed a connection.
Would love to chat over coffee.
She wore a vest. He wore a lip sweater:
great mustache, no shirt – w4m – 24 (Columbia Heights)
You were riding your bike without a shirt. You have an amazing mustache and a sly smile. I was wearing a vest sitting at the wonderland. I hope we can connect.
He was having lunch at a Hooters in Manassas. OF COURSE he’s checking this to see if any of the girls at Hooters secretly wanted to fuck him!
lunch at Hooters – w4m – 27 (Manassas, VA)
hoping there’s a chance you check this . . . saw you having lunch with 2 other men at Hooters in Manassas today. Started to slip you my number, but missed the opportunity. The guy I was with is not my boyfriend. It would be nice to see you again
So, you’re cheating on your wife, and you’re cheap. Perfect.
ashley madison profile – m4w – 37 (Reston)
You winked at me on Ashley Madison web site , ID- “I_might_surprise_you”. I have a free account so I cannot reply.
And you met your astrologer at a strip club. In 1985. You know what? I think we’ve finally found a match that makes sense.
Brian Sullivan- ASTROLOGER- I am looking for him (Washington, DC) (CAMELOT – 1823 M ST — (Washington, DC ))
I am looking for —- Brain Sullivan ——— Professional ASTROLOGER — ( & English Teacher)
He lives in Washington, DC
He is 40+ — slim white male — with pale skin — & white hair.
He is a —- PROFESSIONAL ASTROLOGER
( & he also teaches English on the side)
I have lost contact with him and wish to see him.
He is my astrologer. i have known him since 1985
he knows me well
I wish to find him so I can set up a NEW astrology reading from him .
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