Last week, MomLogic.com contributor Allison Henry bravely detailed her battle with vaginal prolapse—-or gradually experiencing her vagina falling out of her body. At the end of Henry’s tale—-after a year of gushing blood, gangrene, and all the insides on the outside—-Henry lets us in on her consolation prize. “The experience has been a total nightmare, but I’m happy to say I’m on the mend,” Henry wrote. “We just had a cocktail party to celebrate me feeling healthy. And I do have the vagina of a 13-year-old virgin, with a perfect labia, as a bonus.”
Henry’s prepubescent vaginal joy left some commenters . . . confused. (You didn’t think I was going to give up my newfound perfect vagina audience just yet, did you?)
Does that make her 1/4 jailbait now?
jules is getting self-conscious:
jeezus that vag story made me so nauseaus. and why are women so hung up on what their labia look like anyway? is that a thing? should i be thinking about it too??? i thought my vag was just fine but now i can’t stop thinking about the fact that my labia might be a little droopy or something!
nick wants to know what the point of a pretty vagina is if you’re not going to show it off to all your girlfriends:
+1 on the befuddlement re:labia “beauty.”
Knowing that other external beauty efforts (fashion, makeup, hair, etc.), in practice, is really about how other women see you rather than men, where does all this private-parts-vanity come from?
Smashy Smashy turns to WikiAnswers for some clues:
So you weren’t willing to google “the vagina of a 13-year-old virgin” but i was. This is one of the first things to pop up:
A: The vagina doesn’t look like a balloon. It has no far side wall. It can accomodate a very large penis. If a guy had a 12 inch (or longer) penis the vagina would expand to accept his size. There’s no way to measure a vagina.
So yeah, you were better off not googling. I’m going to scrub my mind now. I don’t even understand how we got to “THE VAGINA DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A BALLOON.
Nikki never knew that 13 was the best year for vaginas:
The husband bought her a cheerleading outfit? That is super creepy, he wants to dress his wife up so her looks match the teen vag, gag! I hope that couple will be able to leave the bedroom eventually, I mean who knew 13 year old vag’s were so fuckable.
ssickn, on the other hand, sounds convinced:
i think i’de nail a milf with a 13y/o vag, sounds interesting and it’s like nailing a milf and her teen daughter at the same time and thats always a plus hahahaha
G introduces us to “vaginecro”:
And where exactly do these teenage vagina’s come from? does this mean her husband has to be a vaginecro now?
Emanon is thinking of the children:
I truly hope that the 13-year-old’s parents don’t read this. Some lady dressing up in a cheerleading outfit to take the virginity of her new vagina isn’t something they would ever want to know about their dead daughter’s genetalia.
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