It’s World AIDS Day, the one day a year when members of Fred PhelpsWestboro Baptist Church emerge from their Topeka, Kan. congregation to share their irrational hatred of gay people with the world. Oops, that’s every day. But today, the church is particularly peeved. According to Phelps spawn Megan Phelps-Roper‘s Twitter feed, “God” doesn’t just “Hates Fags” today. He also hates Michael Ian Black. (God still loves the respectfully clever comedic stylings of Rainn Wilson, however).

Will Phelps-Roper lose sight of her aggressive homophobic agenda in her excitement at virtually hobnobbing with minor television personalities? Twitter takes us inside the star-crossed homophobic mind of @meganphelps, after the jump:

First, @MichaelIanBlack flatters her:

@MeganPhelps flirts back:

But soon, @MichaelIanBlack gets too forward:

@MeganPhelps is dismayed at the direction @MichaelIanBlack‘s career has taken as of late:

You know @RainnWilson could come up with something mildly clever! Something . . . like . . . this: