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JE Englebert, identifying himself as “a New York City nightclub owner,” is auctioning off an outfit worn by Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel on Ebay. According to a press release, the outfit is a “VIP Hostess outfit” recovered from “one of his waitresses who want’s to keep anonymous whom worked with Rachel at TAO Las Vegas where Rachel was a VIP hostesses.” Proceeds will be donated to “a domestic abuse charity.”

But what he lacks in specificity, Englebert makes up for in offensiveness! Here’s what Englebert has to say on the subject of domestic abuse: “When Woods and his wife decided to go clubbing at 230am in the morning this turned into domestic abuse . . . They apparently couldn’t decide between using the wood (tree) or the iron (fire hydrant).”

Full press release is after the jump.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Outfit of Rachel Uchitel, the 1st alleged mistress Tiger Woods to be auctioned off !!

A New York City nightclub owner has the VIP Hostess outfit of Rachel Uchitel, the 1st alleged mistress of superstar golf player Tiger Woods. Club owner JE Englebert will announce a press conference soon showing off the garment and announcing his plan to auction it off on Ebay.com to donate the funds to a domestic abuse charity. “When Woods and his wife decided to go clubbing at 230am in the morning this turned into domestic abuse” ”They apparently couldn’t decide between using the wood (tree) or the iron (fire hydrant)” says Englebert. Englebert received the garments from one of his waitresses who want’s to keep anonymous whom worked with Rachel at TAO Las Vegas where Rachel was a VIP hostesses. Reports state that Rachel Uchitel was offered hush money from the Woods camp to keep quiet about her affair in the amount, between $1 and $3 million dollars.

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