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I cannot tell you guys how excited I am to see “Deez Nuts,” an “all male spin on the Vagina Monologues” that will be produced by Dance Place early next year. I don’t know much about “Deez Nuts” yet, but you can bet you’re going to get an in-depth Sexist review come Jan. 4. In the meantime, I do know this:

a) it was written by a guy named John Johnson. Perfect.

b) it comes with the following disclaimer: “THIS IS NOT THE NUT CRACKER (for mature audiences).” Awesome.

c) It’s called “Deez Nuts.” What more could you ask for?

Watch some glowing testimonials (or should I say testes-monials?) from audience members at a previous production of “Deez Nuts,” after the jump.