City Paper is not for tourists
The Real World D.C. premiered last night, and MTV’s eight strangers picked to live in a house did not disappoint on the sex front: These people are obsessed with gettin’ it on. The girls (Callie, Erika, Ashley, and Emily) and the boys (Mike, Josh, Andrew, and Ty) arrived in D.C. ready to cheat on their significant others and attempt to hide their disgust over dudes who have sex with dudes. The top 10 sexy (or more accurately, sex-ish) moments of the first episode—-from anti-lesbian cartooning to how bisexuality is like snowboarding—-after the jump.
10. ANDREW GIVES TIPS ON HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN.
“Seducing a woman doesn’t have to be this big ordeal. You turn to her and you say: ‘You know, for a girl, you’ve got a nice face.’”
9. TWO GUYS SHOW UP IN TANK TOPS.
8. ASHLEY AND MIKE’S BORING FLIRTATION
For this pair, flirting amounts to trading religious affiliations and cavorting on the “love sac.”
Ashley on Mike: “He’s a cute boy, he’s tan, he’s got green eyes, nice sense of style. He’s cute.”
Mike on Ashley: “Ashley. She has a lot of energy and, you know, she’s cute.”
7. ASHLEY AND ERIKA LISTEN IN ON JOSH’S CONFESSIONAL
“I immediately think, Oh my god, he’s going to be sleeping right next to me!” she says.
Andrew, too, is immediately unnerved by Josh’s forwardness. “When Josh walks into the house, he walks around like he’s cooler than everyone. And to be fair, he is, but I don’t like that he knows that he is.”
6. ANDREW TAKES PHOTO OF GIRLS’ BOOBS
He tells him he’s taking a photo of their faces. But he zooms in on the boobs! Za-zing!