5. TY TELLS CALLIE THAT HE CALLED HER TOO FAT FOR PLAYBOY FOR HER OWN GOOD:

Ty: “It’s just my job to check my friends.”

Callie: “You want to make sure I’m not getting cocky?”

Ty: “Maybe that’s my issue, and I’m sorry. . . . You do have a big head, and I don’t want your head to get any bigger.”

4. CALLIE EATS CHIPS.

Eating lunch in a Mexican restaurant the day following the Playboy incident, Callie claims that she’s starting to get over her body issues. “Look at me right now: I got called fat last night, and I’m eating chips.”

3. EMILY SPITS IN TY’S FACE

Naturally, the argument over Emily’s flirting evolves into a contest over which housemate has the superior physical fitness. When Ty pins Emily on the ground, she spits in his face. Ty pushes Emily up against the wall, tells her to “look at me, bitch!” then punches a wall and throws an object across the room, before walking away (crying?). Emily explains her feelings to the confessional: “I’m not willing to put myself only in his arms, because I’m a free bird.”

2. CALLIE SECRETLY REGRETS EATING THE CHIPS.

Callie: “I went to this restaurant, and had an awesome salad, but then I had to go and eat a bunch of chips.”

Her mom: “That’s hard not to do at a Mexican restaurant. That’s why I hate them.”

1. EMILY TELLS TY TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK

“You can suck up your jealousy, go suck your own dick, and go to bed,” Emily tells him, after he screams at her for dancing with another “black guy.”