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Date Rape Anthem: Up next in our date-rape anthem series: Ke$ha‘s “Blah Blah Blah,” a track about how Ke$ha just wants to fuck you—-not fucking listen to you! (Thanks to Heartless Doll for bringing this track to my attention).

Relevant Lyrics:

Coming out your mouth with your “blah blah blah” Just zip your lips like a padlock And meet me at the back with the Jack and the jukebox I don’t really care where you live at Just turn around boy and let me hit that Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat Just show me where your dick’s at.

.. . .Come meet me in the back with the Jack and the jukebox So cut to the chase kid Cuz I know you don’t care what my middle name is I wanna be naked but you’re wasted.

Why It’s So Rapey: First, Ke$ha is concerned that her sex partner is not unresponsive enough to fuck. Next, Ke$ha is concerned that her sex partner is too drunk to fuck. Mixed signals, Ke$ha! Here’s one great thing about sex partners who are allowed to communicate with you: You never have to guess as to whether your sex partner is (a) incapable of consenting to revealing the location of his dick, or (b) simply being coy at your request. Blah, blah, blah: It really helps eliminate the guesswork in that whole date rape thing.