In this week’s episode of the Real World D.C., cast member Andrew’s dubious relationship with consent jumped from cartoon panel to bedroom; Mike wishes Ashley would play with her vagina; Andrew gets an all-night boner (Refresh yourself with the first, second, and third episode sex recaps here).

The top 10 sex-ish moments of the third episode, after the jump.

10. ANDREW POSITIONS HIS CROTCH NEXT TO THIS WOMAN’S CROTCH

Andrew actually finds a woman who tells him that she “loves nerds!” He responds by aggressively making out with her . . . and then making out with her best friend in front of her. Busted. At least he got his creepy crotch action in early in the game.

9. MIKE CALLS ASHLEY A BITCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN

8. ANDREW GETS SOME ADVICE FROM THE LADIES

The women in the house join together to instruct Andrew how to pick up women. One golden rule: “No whispering in her ear creepily.”

7. TY GETS REAL

Realest moment of the episode: Ty tells Ashley, “I need you to trust me. I need you to take my hands right now.”

6. ANDREW TOUCHES BRA

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When the women in the household announce they’re “going to teach him how to one-handedly take off a bra,” Andrew holds a real, live woman’s brassiere in his hands. It takes him a few minutes to get it right-side up.