In this week’s episode of the Real World D.C., Ty gets romantic in McFaddens; random lady in purple leggings gets some action; Josh isn’t getting his dick sucked. Refresh yourself with the first, second, third, and fourth episode sex recaps here).
The top 10 sex-ish moments of the third episode, after the jump.
10. JOSH’S MOTHER TATTLES ON HIS GIRLFRIEND
Josh’s mom calls in to inform him that somebody in Philly saw GF Ashley kissing some guy called “Richie.”
9. CALLIE IS NOT ATTRACTED TO SINGLE MEN
8. TY AND EMILY HAVE A SERIOUS TALK
Ty wants to do it, then gets philosophical on gender: “For Emily to put on a facade and pretend she has no feelings, pretend she’s not a woman, it kind of makes me lose a little respect for her.”
7. CALLIE REVEALS HER ADDICTION TO DRUNK DIALING
Emily: “That’s a douchebag. Hang up the phone.”
6. JOSH CRIES
“The pain of my nose being pierced, and the pain of Ashley allegedly cheating … they’re both hard to deal with.”
5. TY MASSAGES BUTT
Emily: “Will you massage my butt? That’s my biggest turn-on.”
4. JOSH MAKES OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR A WEEK
3. . . . BEFORE MAKING OUT WITH LADY IN SPARKLY PURPLE LEGGINGS
Erika: “I kinda feel like Josh is a scumbag.”
2. JOSH BREAKS UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
His last words: “I’m not getting my dick sucked, which I could be.”
1. TY TELLS EMILY HE LOVES HER
. . . inside McFadden’s.