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Happy Valentine’s Day, Sexist readers. Feel free to spend the holiday thinking back on these not-so-romantic tales:

1. Why Superbowl Ads Are So Racist, Sexist, and Homophobic

2. If Your Boobs Could Talk, Would They Say “Boobs”?

3. If The Dodge Charger Made Ads For Oppressed Women

4. The Worst Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Ever

5. “I’m Claimed By This Pervert”: One Woman Who Responded To Her Grope

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