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Important Announcement: I have ceased all productive output this afternoon because I’m too busy making up fake names of Male Studies scholars on Twitter. For the uninitiated, “Male Studies” is the answer to “Men’s Studies” dedicated to studying the male . . . “as male.” Revolutionary.
None of our imaginary professors’ names will ever beat the inherent manliness of real Male Studies scholar Lionel Tiger, but we can dream. Oh, can we dream. A selection of uber-masculine names submitted via Twitter hashtag #malestudiesprofessors so far:
Prof. Mann S. Plainer, Linguistics
Prof. Guy Chauvin, Bromance Languages
Dr. Big McLargeHuge, author of the bestselling ” The Overcompensation Myth”
Uhgard De Rectum, Self-Defense
Tallywacker P. Smegmadorian, Asst. Professor of Hygiene
Dr. X. Boddyspray, Chemistry
Professor Slapass B. Tweenguyz, Dept. of Homosocial Bonding
Lapdance Feelcopper, Head of Security
Prof. Haught Bol O’Dicks, Culinary Arts
John Q. Buttslap, Athletic Director
Professor Ev Syke, Chair of Naturally Endowe
Beefwhiskey Quarterback, Ph.D.
Professor Grilling Q. Fetchmebeer