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The opening chapter of Spencer Walker‘s PUA-cookbook hybrid Cook to Bang asks, “Why cook to bang?” If you guessed, “Some men are uncomfortable engaging in hobbies traditionally coded as feminine, and must compensate by re-coding cooking as something they do solely in order to bang hot chicks, inspiring them to re-name perfectly normal foods with aggressively masculine titles like ‘Panty Plunder Cucumber Salad,'” you’d be wrong! The answer, of course, is that “Cavemen once roasted saber-toothed tiger kebabs for their cave-babes.”