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Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

I’ve never been much interested in making this a cute-babies-are-a-women’s-issue type of blog, mostly because I don’t really like babies. But after a long day of discussing public masturbators, child molesters, and hypersexualized 7-year-olds, I couldn’t resist posting this adorable video of orphan sloth babies. Orphan sloth babies! They pair up and chew on both sides of a green bean—-like cartoon dogs eating pasta! They hug stuffed animals—-and then fall down! They stare blankly—-in a cute way!